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Hi everyone. I always wanted to start a Blog but was hesitant. After getting encouragement from my wife, I made up my mind to write a Blog for short stories. I had the habit of telling my daughter bed time stories. She enjoyed it a lot, its a different thing that if some grown up would be sitting nearby, he or she would surely leave the room within 10 minutes, but this never stopped me and my daughter have the fun..


The Little Penguin

There was this penquin who’s name was Peeku. She got a lot of love from her Mom and Dad and took things for granted. Mother started getting a bit worried and decided that she would send her to Hostel so that she gets a sense of responsibility and grows up in real sense. Her father was cool and said that let her enjoy her childhood and with time she will be just fine. Peeku was so attached to her Mother that she followed her in almost everything and was becoming like her mother. She assisted her mother in the Kitchen, accompanied her to the market, sometimes attended calls of the relative on her behalf but these things were never noticed by her mother. She kept worrying for her, she was a kind of mother who was over concerned. She decided to asses the performance of her Child in the School and in the parents teacher’s she would expect the teachers to bring out some complain of her’s but to her surprise, she did not find any. The teacher would say, she is fine, she is ok. Soon, there was an activity in the School which required the children to go on camping for a week. The Dad found it as an excellent opportunity to test her self dependency and a sense of responsibility but he knew that Peeku shall never agree to go for a week anywhere and that too without her mother. So, he persuaded her mother to send her the Camp. So, ultimately Peeku went for the Camp. The first day of absence of Peeku from the house was quite a relief for her mother, as she would not have to run after Peeku to get her things done but instead got ample time to attend to her own pending chores. The second day she started missing her but somehow passed the day. The third day she ranged Peeku’s phone thrice and at the end of the day Peeku called her back stating that during the day, students are not allowed to carry there phone or attend there phone. All sort of activities are taught. Deep sea diving, fish catching, gliding, sliding, jumping, running and all sorts of activities. Her mother could hardly wait for her return and on the last day she herself reached the camp to pick her up. Peeku’s friends and teachers were excited to see her mother. She also took goodies for her daughter and her daughter’s friends. She decided to ask about her daughter’s performance at the camp. The teacher said that she was a fast learner and would also help her friends to get over there chores. She displayed team-work and maintained a disciplined routine of getting up on time and finishing her work on scheduled time. In fact, our cook was not so good but thanks to her taste buds, she improvised the dish and was a saviour for all of us. So, the gist of the story is that knowingly or unknowingly we teach a lot to our children and most of teaching goes to them by observing us, our behaviour, our dealings, our words, our actions and reactions. So, in order to teach our children, we should concentrate on our actions with them rather than laying stress on preaching them.


Come March and the words about bank audits goes buzzing… This year it is louder than ever before due to the MODI GATE which has shaken the very foundation of Trust. The role of an auditor calls for a resonance, more fervent than ever before. In the backdrop of Cabinet approving the forming of NFRA (National Financial Reporting Authority) as a regulating agency, it’s but apparent that our Audit Report should sound our presence.

The Auditing and Assurance Standard Board has issued ‘Guidance Note on Bank Audit’ on 11.03.2018. The link is https://resource.cdn.icai.org/49205icai-aasb-gnabanks2018.pdf

The most important areas covered are summarized below:

Scope of Assignment

This includes any special reports or certificates to be given by the SCAs in addition to the main report. Presently, the SCAs have to furnish the following reports/certificates in addition to their main audit report:a) Report on adequacy and operating effectiveness of Internal Controls over Financial Reporting in case of banks which are registered as companies under the Companies Act in terms of Section 143(3)(i) of the

Guidance Note on Audit of Banks (Revised 2018),Companies Act, 2013 which is normally to be given as an Annexure tothe main audit report as per the Guidance Note on Audit of Internal Financial Controls over Financial Reporting issued by the ICAI.

b) Long form audit report.

c) Report on compliance with SLR requirements.

d) Report on whether the treasury operations of the bank have been conducted in accordance with the instructions issued by the RBI from time to time.

e) Certificate on reconciliation of securities by the bank (both on its own investment account as well as PMS Banks’ account).

f) Certificate on compliance by the bank in key areas of prudential and other guidelines relating to such transactions issued by the RBI.

g) Report on whether the income recognition, asset classification and provisioning have been made as per the guidelines issued by the RBI from time to time.

h) Report on whether any serious irregularity was noticed in the working of the bank which requires immediate attention.

i) Certificate in respect of custody of unused Bank Receipt forms and their utilisation.

j) Authentication of capital adequacy ratio, including disclosure requirements and other ratios reported in the notes to accounts.

k) Certificate in respect of DICGC claims.

l) Report on status of the compliance by the bank with regard to the implementation of recommendations of the Ghosh Committee relating to frauds and malpractices and of the recommendations of Jilani Committee on internal control and inspection/credit system.

m) Report on instances of adverse credit-deposit ratio in the rural areas.

n) Asset liability management.

o) Certificate on Corporate Governance in case of banks listed on Stock Exchange. In some banks this certification may not be offered to the central auditors.

p) Certification on claim of various interest subsidies and interest subvention.


Assessment of Engagement Risk

The assessment of engagement risk is a critical part of the audit process and should be done prior to the acceptance of an audit engagement since it affects the decision of accepting the engagement and also in planning decisions if the audit is accepted.


SA 300, “Planning an Audit of Financial Statements” requires that the auditor shall undertake the following activities prior to starting an initial audit:

(a) Performing procedures required by SA 220, “Quality Control for an Audit of Financial Statements” regarding the acceptance of the client relationship and the specific audit engagement; and

(b) Establish understanding of terms of engagement as per SA 210, “Agreeing the Terms of Audit Engagements”.

Identifying and Assessing the Risks of Material Misstatements

Standard on Auditing (SA) 315, “Identifying and Assessing the Risks of Material Misstatement Through Understanding the Entity and Its Environment” requires the auditor to identify and assess the risks of material misstatement at the financial statement level and the assertion level for classes of transactions,account balances, and disclosures and paragraph 26 of SA 315 provides a basis for designing and performing further audit procedures.

Observing various existing Audit Reports:

Call for the following audit reports, if bank have them, and review the report and the observations of the auditors, if any.:

 Internal Audit Report

The internal audit function constitutes a separate component of internal control with the objective of determining whether other internal controls are well designed and properly operating.

Revenue Audit Report

Revenue audit is usually conducted depending on size and volume of branches and is aimed at identifying cases of leakage of revenue due to wrong computation of interest, non-application of interest on time, incorrect rates of interest/exchange/commission, non-application of penal interest, non-recovery or short-recovery of service charges on guarantees and letters of credit, etc. This type of revenue audit is also known as ‘income and expenditure audit’ or ‘income leakage audit’.

Branch Inspection Report

Such inspection is much broader in scope than revenue audit, and covers all important areas of functioning of the branch, including efficacy of systems and procedures, compliance with head office directions, customer service, maintenance of books and records, etc. Most banks have a fixed schedule of branch inspection.

Concurrent Audit Report

A system of concurrent audit at large and other selected branches has been in vogue in most of the banks for quite long.

Systems Audit Report

The bank carries out a systems audit periodically to assess the effectiveness of the hardware, software and operations to identify any changes required therein based on the guidelines mentioned in the RBI, vide its circular no. DBS.CO.OSMOS.BC/11/33.01.029/2003-04 dated April 30, 2004 on “Information System Audit – A review of Policies and Practices”.

Understand the Bank’s Accounting Process

The accounting process produces financial and operational information for management’s use and it also contributes to the bank’s internal control. Thus, understanding of the accounting process is necessary to identify and assess the risks of material misstatement whether due to fraud or not, and to design and perform further audit procedures. In obtaining an understanding of the accounting process, the auditor may seek to identify the significant flow of the transactions and significant application systems that are relevant to the accounting process.

When obtaining an understanding of the accounting process, the auditors, ordinarily, focus only on such processes that relate to the effectiveness and efficiency of operations and compliance with laws and regulations and impact the financial statements or their audit procedures. While obtaining the understanding of the significant flow of the transactions, the auditor should also obtain an understanding of the process of recording and processing of journal entries, and should also make inquiries about inappropriate or unusual activity relating to the processing of journal entries and other adjustments, Transactions flow automated across CBS, digital banking, payments and settlement systems, card operations etc. and their integration with external systems such as NPCI, international payment gateways, SWIFT and INFINET etc. (SWIFT INSIGHT :IN 1973 global finance saw a back-room revolution when a group of banks formed a co-operative to offer those moving money across borders a slick alternative to the clunky old telex. Today the electronic financial-messaging system of the Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunication (SWIFT) transmits more than 5 billion bank-to-bank messages each year. In 2013 it oiled the transfer of trillions of dollars globally by the 10,500 banks, asset managers and firms that are its members. SWIFT does not initiate transfers, hold customers’ money, or clear or settle payments. Rather, it provides a template that helps international transfers flow smoothly and be tracked. Without SWIFT, global trade and investment would be slower, costlier and less reliable.)


Structure of Internal Control Procedures in a Bank

The specific internal control procedures to be followed in an enterprise depend on the nature, volume and complexities of its operations and the management’s attitude towards control. As in the case of other enterprises, the internal control procedures relevant to assertions made in the financial statements of bank generally fall under the following categories:

I. Delegation of Powers

Banks have detailed policy on delegation of powers. The financial and

administrative powers of each committee/each official/each position are fixed and

communicated to all persons concerned. This policy on delegation of powers is

approved either by Board of Directors or Executive Committee.

 II. Authorisation of Transactions

Authorisation may be general (i.e., it may relate to all transactions that

conform to prescribed conditions referred to as routine transactions) or it may be

specific with reference to a single transaction (non-routine transactions and

accounting estimates).

III. Segregation and Rotation of Duties

A fundamental feature of an effective internal control system is the segregation and rotation of duties in a manner conducive to prevention and timely detection of occurrence of frauds and errors. Functions typically segregated are authorisation of transactions; execution of transactions; physical custody of related assets; maintenance of records and documents etc.

IV. Maintenance of Adequate Records and Documents

Accounting controls should ensure that the transactions are recorded at correct amount and in the accounting periods in which they are executed, and that they are classified in appropriate accounts. Moreover, recording of transactions should be such as would facilitate maintaining the accountability for assets.

The procedures established in banks to achieve these objectives usually include the following:

 All records are maintained in the prescribed books and registers only. This ensures that all requisite particulars of a transaction are adequately recorded and also that the work of finalisation of accounts is facilitated. For example, deal slips pertaining to purchase and sale of securities along with the respective counterparty confirmations for the deals are filed together in the deal register.

 All Bank branches have a unique code number which is circulated amongst all offices of the bank and is required to be put on all important instruments.

 All books are to be balanced periodically and it is to be confirmed by an official specifically assigned for the same. For example, in case of purchase  and sale of security transactions, the banks periodically reconcile the security balance in the banks book vis-à-vis the balance in the custodian account (i.e., Subsidiary General Ledger or Demat Account). It may be noted that the RBI vide its Master Circular DBR No. BP. BC.6/21.04.141/2015-16 dated July 1, 2015, “Prudential Norms for Classification, Valuation and Operation of Investment Portfolio by Banks” has also mandated that investment balances as per bank’s book should be reconciled at quarterly intervals with the balances in the Public Debt Office’s books. If the number of transactions warrant, such reconciliation should be undertaken more frequently, say on a monthly basis. This reconciliation should be periodically checked by the Internal Auditors.

 All inter-office transactions are to be reconciled at regular intervals within a specified time frame.

V. Accountability for and Safeguarding of Assets

The accountability for assets starts at the time of their acquisition and continues till their disposal.

The following are some of the important controls implemented by banks in this regard:

 Particulars of lost security forms which are immediately advised to branches

to exercise caution.

 Specimen signatures of all officers are captured and scanned in the system and available for view/access in all branches which were earlier maintained in a book. The officials approving the payment of the instruments drawn on their branches by other branches are required to confirm the signatures on the instruments with reference to the specimen signatures. Likewise, the branches have on record the specimen signatures of the authorised officials of approved correspondent banks also.

 Instruments of fund remittances above a cut-off level are to be signed by more than one official.

 Important financial messages, when transmitted electronically, are generally encrypted.

 Negative lists like stop-payment cheques or stop payment instructions are kept, which may deal with the particular kind of transaction. There may be a caution list for advances also.

 Sensitive items like currency, valuables, draft forms, term deposit receipts, traveller’s cheques and other such security forms are in the custody of at least two officials of the branch. (However, in the case of very small branches having only one official, single custody is also permitted.)

 All assets of the bank/charged to the bank are physically verified at specified intervals.

VI. System Configuration and Account Mapping

Information technology (IT) has played a major role in providing a competitive edge to banks in differentiating themselves in the market place and to deliver their services more effectively at a lower cost.

VII. Independent Checks

Independent checks involve a periodic or regular review of functioning of the system by independent persons to ascertain whether the control procedures are being performed properly. Banks have an elaborate system of various forms of independent checks covering virtually every key aspect of their functioning.


Understanding the Risk Management Process

Management develops controls and uses performance indicators to aid in managing key business and financial risks. An effective risk management system in a bank generally requires the following:

Oversight and involvement in the control process by those charged with governance (TCWG): TCWG should approve the documented risk management policies.

Identification, measurement and monitoring of risks:

Risks that could significantly impact the achievement of bank’s goals should be identified, measured and monitored against pre-approved limits and criteria in a Documented Risk Register.

Control activities:

A bank should have appropriate controls including embedded in IT System to manage its risks, including effective segregation of duties (particularly, between front and back offices), accurate measurement and reporting of positions, verification and approval of transactions, reconciliation of positions and results, setting of limits, reporting and approval of exceptions, physical security and contingency planning.

RBI has directed banks vide its Master Direction No. RBI/FMRD/2016-17/31 FMRD Master Direction No. 1/2016-17 on ‘Risk Management and Interbank Dealings’ dated July 5, 2016 (updated March 21, 2017), the risk management framework and reporting requirements with respect to certain categories of transactions such as, forward contracts and hedging transactions entered into by the bank with residents, managing of assets and liabilities of the bank and hedging the same, hedging of Tier I capital in case of foreign banks,etc.

For every bank in India, certain risk management limits such as, the Net Open Position (‘NOP’) Limit and Aggregate Gap Limit (‘AGL’) are approved by the RBI after making an assessment of each bank’s overall risk appetite. Banks install checks in their daily processes to ensure that these limits are being adhered to at all times.

As part of regulatory reporting, banks are also required to report to the RBI a host of other risk management limits such as, single and group borrower limits (these limits give an indication of concentration risk), credit exposure for derivatives (this indicates the potential replacement cost of the derivative portfolio), capital market exposure of the bank, country risk exposure and exposure to sensitive sectors such as, real estate, etc.

Operating Framework for Identifying and Dealing with Frauds

All banks have policy and operating framework in place for detection, reporting and monitoring of frauds as also the surveillance/ oversight process in operation so as to prevent the perpetration of frauds. The RBI, vide its Circular No. DBS. CO.FrMC.BC.No.10/23.04.001/2010-11 dated 31st May 2011 had identified certain areas wherein frauds had shown occurrence or increasing trend in banks. These areas include:-

 loans/ advances against hypothecation of stocks.

 housing loans cases.

 submission of forged documents including letters of credit.

 escalation of overall cost of the property to obtain higher loan amount.

 over valuation of mortgaged properties at the time of sanction.

 grant of loans against forged FDRs.

 over-invoicing of export bills resulting in concessional bank finance,

exemptions from various duties, etc.

 frauds stemming from housekeeping deficiencies.

Provisioning for Frauds

RBI has vide its circular RBI/2015-16/376 DBR.No.BP.BC.92/21.04.048/2015-16 dated 18th April, 2016, decided to amend the provisioning norms in respect of all cases of fraud, as under:

Banks should normally provide for the entire amount due to the bank or for which the bank is liable (including in case of deposit accounts), immediately upon a fraud being detected. While computing the provisioning requirement, banks may adjust financial collateral eligible under Basel III Capital Regulations – Capital Charge for Credit Risk (Standardised Approach), if any, available with them with regard to the accounts declared as fraud account;

However, to smoothen the effect of such provisioning on quarterly profit and loss, banks have the option to make the provisions over a period, not exceeding four quarters, commencing from the quarter in which the fraud has been detected;

Where the bank chooses to provide for the fraud over two to four quarters and this results in the full provisioning being made in more than one financial year, banks should debit ‘other reserves’ [i.e., reserves other than the one created in terms of Section 17(2) of the Banking Regulation Act 1949] by the amount remaining un-provided at the end of the financial year by credit to provisions. However, banks should proportionately reverse the debits to ‘other reserves’ and complete the provisioning by debiting profit and loss account, in the subsequent quarters of the next financial year;

Banks shall make suitable disclosures with regard to number of frauds reported, amount involved in such frauds, quantum of provision made during the year and quantum of unamortised provision debited from ‘other reserves’ as at the end of the year.

BASEL III Framework

The Basel Committee on Banking Supervision (BCBS) and the Financial Stability Board (FSB) had undertaken an extensive review of the regulatory framework in the wake of the sub-prime crisis. In the document titled ‘Basel III: A global regulatory framework for more resilient banks and banking systems’, released by the BCBS in December 2010, it had inter alia proposed certain minimum set of criteria for inclusion of instruments in the new definition of regulatory capital. The RBI issued a circular no. DBOD.No.BP.BC.98 /21.06.201/2011-12 dated May 2, 2012 on the subject “Guidelines on Implementation of Basel III Capital Regulations in India” and also Master Circular No. DBR.No.BP.BC.1/ 21.06.201/2015-16 dated July 1, 2015 on “Basel lII – Capital Regulations”. Vide these circulars the RBI has prescribed the final guidelines on Basel III capital regulations. The reader may refer to the chapter 1, “Basel III” of Part VI of the Guidance Note for the detailed guidance on the New Capital Adequacy Framework, i.e., Basel III.

Annexure 1

Risks Associated with the Banking Activities

Risk is a function of probability or likelihood of occurrence and the significance of the impact. Risk implies vulnerability and threat. Risks associated with banking activities can be broadly categorised as follows:

a) Concentration Risk: Banking risks increase with the degree of concentration of a bank’s exposure to any one customer, industry,geographic area or country. For example, a bank’s loan portfolio may have large concentrations of loans or commitments to particular industries, and some, such as real estate, shipping and natural resources, may have highly specialized practices.

b) Country Risk: The risk of foreign customers and counterparties failing to settle their obligations because of economic, political and social factors of the counterparty’s home country and external to the customer or counterparty.

c) Credit Risk: The risk that a customer or counterparty will not settle an obligation for full value, either when due or at any time thereafter.

d) Currency Risk: The risk of loss arising from future movements in the exchange rates applicable to foreign currency assets, liabilities, rights and obligations.

e) Fiduciary Risk: The risk of loss arising from factors such as failure to maintain safe custody or negligence in the management of assets on behalf Risk Assessment and Internal Control of other parties.

f) Interest Rate Risk: The risk that a movement in interest rates would have an adverse effect on the value of assets and liabilities or would affect interest cash flows.

g) Legal and Documentary Risk: The risk that contracts are documented incorrectly or are not legally enforceable in the relevant jurisdiction in which the contracts are to be enforced or where the counterparties operate.

h) Liquidity Risk: The risk of loss arising from the changes in the bank’s ability to sell or dispose of an asset. The risk of liquidity risk turning into a solvency risk needs to be monitored as risk can swiftly move across the entity.

i) Modelling Risk: The risk associated with the imperfections and subjectivity of valuation models used to determine the values of assets or liabilities.

j) Operational Risk: The risk of direct or indirect loss resulting from inadequate or failed internal processes, people and systems or from external events.

k) Price Risk: The risk of loss arising from adverse changes in market prices, including interest rates, foreign exchange rates, equity and commodity prices and from movements in the market prices of investments.

l) Regulatory Risk: The risk of loss arising from failure to comply with regulatory or legal requirements in the relevant jurisdiction in which the bank operates. It also includes any loss that could arise from changes in regulatory requirements. For example, money laundering risk is a Regulatoryrisk. (The circular – DBS.CO.PP.BC.6/11.01.005/2006-07 dated April 20, 2007 on “Compliance Function in Banks” which lays down detailed requirements in respect of compliance related aspects such as compliance risk, responsibility of the Board of Directors, responsibility of the senior management, compliance policy, compliance structure, compliance principles, process, procedures, compliance programme, etc. is relevant).


Security and Risk Mitigation Measures for Electronic Payment Transactions

Electronic Payments effected through alternate products/channels are becoming popular among the customers with more and more banks providing such facilities to their customers. One such initiative by RBI is mandating additional factor of authentication for all Card Not Present (CNP) transactions. Banks have also to put in place mechanisms and validation checks for facilitating on-line funds transfer, such as: (i) enrolling customer for internet/mobile banking; (ii) addition of beneficiary by the customer; (iii) velocity checks on transactions.

The dependence of banks on mobile banking service providers may place knowledge of bank systems and customers in a public domain. Mobile banking system may also make the banks dependent on small firms (i.e.,mobile banking service providers) with high employee turnover. It is therefore imperative that sensitive customer data, and security and integrity of transactions are protected. It is necessary that the mobile banking servers at the bank’s end or at the mobile banking service provider’s end, if any, should be certified by an accredited external agency. In addition, banks should conduct regular information security audits on the mobile banking systems toensure complete security.

Transactions up to Rs. 5000/- can be facilitated by banks without end-to-end encryption. The risk aspects involved in such transactions may be addressed by the banks through adequate security measures. (Circular DPSS.CO.No.2502/02.23.02/ 2010-11 dated May 4, 2011)

RBI Circular dated 4th December 2014 on Mobile Banking Transactions in India – Operative Guidelines for Banks has felt the need for greater degree of standardization in procedures relating to on-boarding of customers for mobile banking (new customers, existing account holders whose mobile numbers are available with the bank but not registered for mobile banking, and existing account holders where mobile number is not available with the bank), as also the subsequent processes for authentication, including accessible options for generation of MPIN by customers.

Where banks are providing E-Wallet facility, auditor should evaluate proper controls and checking of transactions through E-Wallets and presentation of the balances of E-Wallet in the financial statements based on underlying arrangement for providing such facility.

Financing Housing Projects

During the recent period, housing sector has emerged one of the biggest loan portfolios of banks. The focus of the RBI, therefore, is to ensure orderly growth of this portfolio. The Master Circular No.DBR.No.DIR.BC.13/08.12.001/2015-16 dated July 1, 2015 on Housing Finance provides guidance in respect of the housing finance provided by the banks. Banks could deploy their funds under the housing finance allocation in any of the three categories as per the norms provided in the Master Circular, i.e.

 Direct Finance.

 Indirect Finance.

 Investment in Bonds of NHB/HUDCO, or combination thereof.


Loan to Value (LTV) ratio

In order to prevent excessive leveraging, the LTV ratio and risk weight and standard as set provisioning in respect of individual housing loans have been prescribed. Vide RBI circular dated June 7, 2017 revised LTV ratio is applicable for all loan sanctioned post June 7, 2017 is as under.

Category of loan                            LTV ratio (%)                            Risk Weight (%)

Upto ₹ 30 lakh                                    ≤ 80                                             35

> 80 and ≤ 90                                   50

Above ₹ 30 lakh and upto ₹ 75

Lakh                                                    ≤ 80                                            35

Above ₹ 75 lakh                                  ≤ 7 5                                           50

The LTV ratios, Risk Weights and Standard Asset Provision set out in the circular DBR.BP.BC.No.44/08.12.015/ 2015-16 dated October 8, 2015, on the captioned subject, shall continue to apply to loans sanctioned up to June 6, 2017.

Category of loan                              LTV ratio (%)                          Risk Weight (%)

Upto ₹ 30 lakh                                    ≤ 80                                            35

> 80 and ≤ 90                                50

Above ₹ 30 lakh and upto ₹ 75

Lakh                                                    ≤ 75                                           35

> 75 and ≤ 80                               50

Above ₹ 75 lakh                                    ≤ 75                                         75

The LTV ratio should not exceed the prescribed ceiling in all fresh cases of sanction. In case the LTV ratio is currently above the ceiling prescribed for any reasons, efforts should be made to bring it within limits.

Relief for MSME borrowers registered under GST

The RBI has issued a circular dated February 07, 2018 granting relief for MSME Borrowers registered under GST, thus, the auditors needs to be vigilant as regards the applicability of the said circular and eligibility of the borrower. This circular applies only to borrowers which are classified as micro, small and medium enterprise under the MSMED Act, 2006. The exposure of banks to such borrowers would be classified as standard assets subject to conditions specified in the circular:

  1. The borrower is registered under the GST regime as on January 31,2018;


  1. The aggregate exposure including non-fund-based facilities of banks and NBFCs, to the borrower does not exceed Rs. 25 crores as on January 31, 2018. Thus, the overall exposure of the borrower (including that of multiple banking, consortium banking) as on January 31, 2018 should not exceed Rs. 25 crores, i.e. the overall exposure of the borrower to banks and NBFCs combined should not exceed the cap of Rs. 25 crores. Further, it is to be noted that as per RBI Master Circular on Exposure Norms – ‘Exposure’ shall include credit exposure (funded and non-funded credit limits) and investment exposure (including underwriting and similar commitments). The sanctioned limits or outstandings, whichever are higher, shall be reckoned for arriving at the exposure limit. However, in the case of fully drawn term loans, where there is no scope for re-drawal of any portion of the sanctioned limit, banks may reckon the outstanding as the exposure.
  1. The borrower’s account should be standard account as on August 31,2017. It would be pertinent to note that some banks may be following a system of marking of accounts as NPA in the system as at quarter-end instead of marking the accounts on on-going basis. However, the borrower account needs to be tested for classification purpose as on August 31, 2017 and in case if such account is a NPA account as per the extant of IRAC norms specified by RBI as on August 31, 2017, irrespective of the account being marked or not by the bank, such accounts will not be eligible for relief granted by this circular;


  1. The amount from the borrower, overdue as on September 01, 2017 and payments from the borrower due between September 01, 2017 and January 31, 2018 are paid not later than 180 days from their respective original due date.  As per para 2.3 of Master Circular of RBI on IRAC norms – ‘any amount due to the bank under any credit facility is ‘overdue’ if it is not paid on the due date fixed by the bank’. Thus, the extension period of 180 days granted for the repayment of the overdue amount as on September 01,2017 as well as the amounts due between the specified period is restricted to the extent of 180 days from the respective ‘due date’. The words ‘overdue’ as well as ‘due date’ mentioned in the said clause are significant, since both are applicable in case of facilities other than CC/OD like Term Loan, Bill Discounting, etc. only and thus, are not relevant as far as CC/OD facilities are concerned as CC/OD accounts per se do not have the concept of ‘overdue’ but have concept of ‘overdrawn’ and, there is no ‘due date’ concept w.r.t. CC/OD account. Further, it is to be noted that a CC/OD account would qualify to be a NPA if the account remains ‘out of order’ as indicated in para 2.2 of the Master Circular of the RBI on IRAC Norms. Thus, the said extension granted is confined to the facilities which are other than CC/OD.
  1. A provision of 5% shall be made against such exposures which are not classified as NPA (due to the relaxation as provided above), which otherwise would have been classified as NPA as per usual IRAC norms(of accounts overdue beyond 90 days period).


  1. The additional time provided is for the purpose of asset classification only and not for income recognition. Thus, if an account is otherwise eligible to be classified as NPA as per usual IRAC norms (of accounts overdue beyond 90 days period) but is classified as PA based on the above-mentioned relaxation granted, the income is required to be recognised on realisation basis and not on accrual basis.


Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR)

As per Section 135 of the Companies Act, 2013 a CSR committee has been formed by the Company. The funds are utilized throughout the year on the activities which are specified in Schedule VII of the aforesaid Act. Gross Amount required to be spent by the company during the year – XX crores.

Disclosure Requirements in Financial Statements in the areas of CSR activities and contributions made thereto are as follows –

Particulars In cash Yet to be paid in



Amount spent during the

year on –

1) Construction/

Acquisition of any


2) For purposes other than

(1) above:


For detail guidance, refer “Guidance Note on Accounting for Expenditure on

Corporate Social Responsibility Activities”, issued by ICAI in May, 2015.


Questionnaire Applicable to Specialised Branches

  1. For Branches dealing in Foreign Exchange Transactions

It should be noted that certain branches do not deal in foreign exchange transactions but foreign currency accounts are maintained there and all records of account opening documentation are held at these branches. In such cases, checking and reporting should be done of the account opening documentation and commented upon in this section of LFAR.

  1. Are there any material adverse features pointed out in the reports of concurrent auditors, internal auditors and/ or the Reserve Bank of India’s inspection report which continue to persist in relation to NRE/ NRO/ NRNR/ FCNR-B/ EEFC/ RFC and other similar deposit accounts If so, furnish the particulars of such adverse features.The auditor should make a written request to the branch Management for furnishing him the latest available reports of the statutory auditors and of the concurrent auditor or stock auditor or internal auditors, as also of the RBI where inspection or special audit has taken place for the branch. The auditor should scrutinise the contents of such reports in relation to NRE/ NRO/ NRNR/ FCNR-B/ EEFC/ RFC and other similar deposit accounts and take a note of relevant major adverse comments. In case adverse features are observed to persist at the branch or where no remedial action has been initiated or taken by the branch Management, he should report the same.
  1. Whether the Branch has followed the instructions and guidelines of the Controlling Authorities of the bank with regard to the following in relation to the foreign exchange and, if not, state the irregularities.

(a) deposits

(b) advances

(c) export bills

(d) bills for collection

(e) any other area

The auditor also has to make himself familiar with the relevant aspects of the Exchange Control Manual and its compliance. The auditor should verify whether the instruction and guidelines of the Controlling Authorities of the bank in relation to the foreign exchange have been followed by the branch in respect of these areas. If any irregularity is observed the same should be reported with details. Auditor to verify proper filing of BEF & Long Form Audit Report in Case of Bank Branches

  1. XOS returns –

 Obtain a list of all NOSTRO Accounts maintained/ operated by the Branch from the branch Management.

The auditor should obtain a list of all NOSTRO Accounts for the purpose of verification from the branch Management.

(a) Are the NOSTRO Accounts regularly operated?

The auditor should verify whether the NOSTRO Accounts are being regularly operated. If not give the list of NOSTRO Accounts with balances outstanding, which are not operated regularly, the date of last transaction, etc. The auditor should specifically comment on overdrafts in NOSTRO accounts, if any.

(b) Are periodic balance confirmations obtained from all concerned overseas branches/ correspondents?

The auditor should verify whether the balance confirmation from all concerned overseas branches/ correspondents have been obtained on a periodic basis. He should report the names of the bank and the period wise outstanding balances, which remain unconfirmed.

(c) Are these accounts duly reconciled periodically? Your observations on the reconciliation may be reported.

While examining the transaction in foreign exchange, the auditor should also pay attention to reconciliation of NOSTRO Accounts with the respective mirror account. The amount in the NOSTRO account is stock of foreign currency in the form of bank accounts with the overseas branches and correspondents. Un-reconciled NOSTRO Accounts, on an examination, may reveal unauthorised payments from the foreign currency account, unauthorised withdrawals, and unauthorised debit to mirror account. The auditor should also evaluate the internal control with regard to inward/ outward messages. The inward/outward messages should be properly authenticated and discrepancies noticed should be properly dealt with in the books of accounts. In case balance confirmation certificate have been received but the same have not been reconciled, the auditor should report, in respect of each bank, the balances as per books maintained by the branch and the balance as per the relevant balances confirmation certificate, stating in either case whether the balance is debit or credit.

 (d) Whether the branch is following HO guidelines for reporting requirements under Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act (FATCA) and Common Guidance Note on Audit of Banks (Revised 2018)

  1. Does the Branch follow the prescribed procedures in relation to maintenance of VOSTRO Accounts?

The auditor should verify whether prescribed procedure in relation to interbank confirmation in the VOSTRO account is followed or not. In case balance confirmation certificate have been received but the same have not been reconciled, or where confirmation has not been received the same should be reported, in respect of each VOSTRO Account. The RBI has also issued the Master Directions FED Master Direction No.2 /2015-16 dated January 01, 2016 (updated on May 19, 2017) on “Opening and Maintenance of Rupee/Foreign Currency VOSTRO Accounts of Non-resident Exchange Houses”.

Role of Auditors of Banks

Based on RBI appointment letter, the external auditors of the bank are required to provide a certification on the capital adequacy ratio computation. The auditor needs to understand more comprehensively the approach and mechanism adopted by the bank, and accordingly certify the computation.

Considering the intricacies involved in the computation itself further supplemented by enhanced judgement factor, it would be prudent for the certifying auditor to obtain an adequate understanding of the Basel III norms as prescribed by RBI and also deploy more senior members of its staff to audit the capital adequacy computations.

Further, some banks may also avail services of their external auditors to review the quality .of internal controls and systems, and assess the scope and adequacy of the internal audit function

Role of the Reserve Bank of India as the Central Bank

The Reserve Bank of India (hereinafter referred to as RBI) acts as the monetary authority and the central bank of the country. In an effort to bring greater coordination among financial regulators, the Government of India has constituted an over-arching body – the Financial Stability and Development Council (“FSDC” or “Council”) in December 2010. The Council is headed by the Honorable Finance Minister and composed of the Governor of the RBI, the chairs of the SEBI, the IRDA and the PFRDA, and other Ministry of Finance (“MoF”) officials. It envisages strengthening and institutionalizing the mechanism of maintaining financial stability, financial sector development, inter-regulatory coordination along with monitoring macro-prudential regulation of the Indian economy. On February 20, 2015 the RBI and Government signed the Monetary Policy Framework Agreement. In addition to it after amendment in RBI Act, the Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) headed by Governor was setup. The MPC is entrusted with the task of fixing the benchmark policy interest rate (repo rate) to contain inflation within the target level.  The RBI is the central bank of our country. As such, RBI is responsible fordevelopment and supervision of the constituents of the Indian financial system (which comprises banks and non-banking financial institutions) as well as for determining, in conjunction with the Central Government, the monetary and credit policies keeping in with the need of the hour. Among its important functions are issuance of currency; regulation of currency issue; acting as banker to the central and state governments; and acting as banker to commercial and other types of banks including term-lending institutions. Besides, RBI has also been entrusted with the responsibility of regulating the activities of commercial and other banks.

Banks can commence business by opening the branches as per branch opening policy of RBI. The RBI also has the power to inspect any bank. The Banking Regulation Act, 1949 provides the legal framework for regulation and supervision of banks. This statute, together with some provisions in the Reserve Bank of India Act, 1934, State Bank of India Act, 1955, State Bank of India (Subsidiary Banks) Act, 1959 and Banking Companies (Acquisition and Transfer of Undertakings) Acts, 1970 & 1980, empowers the RBI to prescribe standards and Guidance Note on Audit of Banks (Revised 2018)monitor liquidity, solvency and soundness of banks, so as to ensure that depositors’ interests are protected at all times.  Periodic inspections of banks under section 35 of the Banking Regulation Act, 1949 are undertaken as a follow-up of the bank licensing regulation and objectives as laid down in section 22 of the Banking Regulation Act, 1949. The substantive objective of the statutory inspections has been to verify whether the conditions subject to which the bank has been issued license to undertake banking business in terms of sub-section (3) of section 22 [including sub-section(3A) for foreign banks] continue to be fulfilled by it. The conditions include:

(a) the bank “is or will be in a position to pay its present or future depositors in full as their claims accrue” (i.e. it is solvent and has adequate liquidity);

(b) the bank “has adequate capital structure and earning prospects”;

(c) “the affairs of the (banking) company are not being, or are not likely to be, conducted in a manner detrimental to the interests of its present or future depositors”; and

(d) “the general character of the management of the bank is not prejudicial to the public interest or the interest of its depositors” (i.e. it has sound operational systems and adequate controls operated by a prudent management). Section 22(4) of the Banking Regulation Act, 1949 authorizes the RBI to cancel the banking license “if at any time, any of the conditions referred to in sub-section (3) and sub-section (3A) is not fulfilled”.

Based on the recommendations of a High Level Steering Committee (HLSC) for Review of Supervisory Processes of Commercial Banks, the Reserve Bank of India had in September 2012, introduced a Supervisory Program for Assessment of Risk and Capital (SPARC) for commercial banks. This Risk Based Supervision (RBS) approach, helps the regulator in focusing on evaluating both present and future risks, identifying incipient issues and facilitating prompt intervention/ early corrective action – as against the earlier compliance-based and transaction testing approach (CAMELS) which was more in the nature of a ‘point in time’ assessment. The RBS approach also benefits the regulator by optimizing its use of supervisory resources and assisting the regulated entities in improving their risk management systems, oversight and controls.

RBI is empowered under section 21 of the Banking Regulation Act, 1949, to control advances by banks in general or by any bank in particular. Among the measures that the RBI can adopt for this purpose are to prescribe purposes and extent of advances, margin requirements, maximum exposure to a single Banking in India borrower, rate of interest and other terms and conditions, etc. Besides these measures (which are usually called ‘selective credit control’ measures), RBI also controls the total volume of bank credit by varying bank rate through open market operations or by varying cash reserve and similar requirements.

Bank rate refers to the rate of interest at which the RBI re-discounts the first class bills of exchange or other eligible instruments from banks. Variations in bank rate affect the interest rates charged by banks – generally, interest rates of banks move up or down in tandem with movements in bank rate.

Under Base Rate system which came into effect from July 1, 2010, all categories of domestic rupee loans of banks are priced only with reference to the Base Rate, subject to certain conditions. For monetary transmission to occur, lending rates have to be sensitive to the policy rate. At present, banks follow different methodologies for computing their Base Rate like average cost of funds method, marginal cost of funds, blended cost of funds (liabilities) etc.

Open market operations involve sale or purchase of government securities in the open market. When RBI buys government securities from banks in the open market, the funds in the hands of selling banks increase, enabling them to expand credit, and vice versa. Banks are required to maintain at least a prescribed minimum percentage of their demand and time liabilities in India in the form of cash and/or current account balances with the RBI (called ‘cash reserve ratio’). Additionally, they are required to maintain a further percentage in the form of cash and/or other liquid assets (called ‘statutory liquidity ratio’). Varying the cash reserve ratio and/or statutory liquidity ratio enables the RBI to increase or decrease (as the case may be) the funds available to banks for lending and other similar purposes.

A major development that has implications for banks throughout the world is the “International Convergence of Capital Measurement and Capital Standards” generally known as the Basel Accord. Basel III ensures better quality of capital and robust liquidity risk management.

The smooth functioning of the payment and settlement systems is a prerequisite for stability of the financial system. In order to have focused attention on payment and settlement systems, a Board for Regulation and Supervision of Payment Systems (BPSS) was set up in March, 2005. The launch of the Real Time Gross Settlement System (RTGS) and NEFT (National Electronic Funds Transfer) has led to a reduction of settlement risk in large-value payments in the country. Similarly, IMPS (Inter bank Mobile Payment Service/Immediate Payment Service) is a mobile based payment mechanism introduced by the National

Payments Corporation of India to allow customers to transfer money instantly, facilitating instant remittance across multiple platforms. The setting up of NSDL Guidance Note on Audit of Banks (Revised 2018) and CDSL for the capital market settlements and CCIL for G-sec, forex and money market settlements have improved efficiency in market transactions and settlement processes. A series of legal reforms to enhance the stability of the payment systems have been carried out. With the introduction of the Payments and Settlement Act in 2008, the Reserve Bank has the legislative authority to regulate and supervise payment and settlement systems in the country.

In India, deposit insurance is provided by the Deposit Insurance and Credit Guarantee Corporation (DICGC), a wholly owned subsidiary of the Reserve Bank of India. Deposit insurance in India is mandatory for all banks (commercial/cooperative/ RRBs/LABs). It covers all kinds of deposits except those of foreign governments, Central/State Governments, inter-bank, deposits received abroad and those specifically exempted by DICGC with prior approval of the Reserve Bank. The premium charged for deposit insurance is on a flat rate basis, which is currently 10 paise per Rs.100 of assessable deposits with a statutory ceiling on premium at 15 paise. The premia to be paid by the insured banks are computed on the basis of their assessable deposits. Insured banks pay advance insurance premia to the Corporation semi-annually within two months from the beginning of each financial half year, based on their deposits as at the end of previous half year. The amount of coverage is presently limited to Rs.1 lakh per depositor and extends to deposits held in the same right and in the same capacity.

Banks and financial institutions (FIs) have also been advised by RBI to follow certain customer identification procedure for opening of accounts and monitor transactions of suspicious nature for the purpose of reporting the same to appropriate authority. These ‘Know Your Customer’ (KYC) guidelines have been revisited in the context of the recommendations made by the Financial Action Task Force (FATF) on Anti Money Laundering (AML) standards and on Combating Financing of Terrorism (CFT). Detailed guidelines based on therecommendations of FATF and the paper issued on Customer Due Diligence (CDD) for banks by the Basel Committee on Banking Supervision (BCBS), with suggestions wherever considered necessary, have been issued. Banks/FIs have been advised by RBI to ensure that a proper policy framework on ‘Know Your Customer’ and Anti-Money Laundering measures is formulated and put in place with the approval of their Boards. The objective of KYC/AML/CFT guidelines is to prevent banks/FIs from being used, intentionally or unintentionally, by criminal elements for money laundering or terrorist financing activities. KYC procedures also enable banks/FIs to know/understand their customers and their financial dealings better and manage their risks prudently. Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act (FATCA) is a US law, which was enacted in March 2010 by the US Government which was aimed at preventing tax evasion through off shore assets by US citizens and US residents. Foreign Financial Institutions (FFIs)Banking in India such as the Bank that enter into a FATCA FFI agreement with the US government are required to conduct certain due-diligence to identify its US clients(individual and entity) and report on their accounts to the US Internal Revenue Service (IRS).

India has signed the Inter-Governmental Agreement (IGA) with USA for improving international tax compliance and implementing the Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act (FATCA). India has also signed a multilateral agreement on June 3, 2015, to automatically exchange information based on Article 6 of the Convention on Mutual Administrative Assistance in Tax Matters under the Common Reporting Standard (CRS), formally referred to as the Standard for Automatic Exchange of Financial Account Information (AEoI).

Apart from directions relating to operational matters, RBI also issues, from time to time, guidelines on accounting matters to be followed by banks. These guidelines have a profound effect on annual accounts of banks. The text of the  notifications/ circulars/guidelines, etc., issued by RBI are normally also available on its website www.rbi.org.in.

Prompt Corrective Action (PCA) framework for NPAs

Reserve Bank of India under its supervisory frame work uses various measures/ tools to maintain sound financial health of the bank. PCA frame work is one of such supervisory tools which involve monitoring of certain performance indicators of the banks as early warning exercise and is initiated once such thresh holds as relating to capital, asset quality etc. are breached.

Its objective is to facilitate the banks to take corrective measures including those prescribed by RBI, in a timely manner to realize financial health of the bank.

PCA frame work is in operations

Since December 2002 & the guidelines have been issued from time to time and recently on 13th April 2017, revised frame work has been issued by the Bank.

RBI has come up with a notification titled “Revised Prompt Corrective Action

(PCA) framework for banks.

The revised framework would apply to all banks operating in India including small and foreign banks. The new set of provisions will be effective from April 1 based on the financials of banks as of March 2017.

The revised framework will override the existing PCA framework. The revised framework will be again reviewed after three years.

Need for revised framework

RBI had promised to revise the PCA framework at its first monetary policy review of the current fiscal held on April 6, as the bad loans including those Guidance Note on Audit of Banks (Revised 2018) already restructured reached USD 80 billion or 15% of the system as of March 2017.

Salient guidelines of revised PCA

Capital, Asset Quality and profitability would be the basis on which the banks would be monitored. Banks would be placed under PCA framework depending upon the audited annual financial results and RBI’s supervisory assessment. RBI may also impose PCA on any bank including migration from one threshold to another if circumstances so warrants. RBI has defined three kinds of risk thresholds and the PCA will depend upon the type of risk threshold that was breached. If a bank breaches the risk threshold, then mandatory actions include the restriction on dividend payment/remittance of profits, restriction on branch expansion, higher provisions, restriction on management compensation and director’s fees. Specifically, the breach of ‘Risk Threshold 3’ of CET1 (common equity tier 1) by a bank would call for resolution through tools like amalgamation, reconstruction, winding up among others.

RBI in its discretion can also carry out the following actions:

 Recommend the bank owner be it government/promoters/parent of foreign bank branch to bring in new management/board.

 Advise bank’s board to activate the recovery plan as approved by the supervisor.

 Advise bank’s board to carry out a detailed review of business model, the profitability of business lines and activities, assessment of medium and long term viability, balance sheet projections among others.

 Review short term strategies and medium-term business plans and carry out any other corrective actions like the removal of officials and supersession or suppression of the board.

The information on bank audit is vast and it is not possible to cover all of it here but I hope that the information provided here shall make you aware of the most important areas in bank audit.



Have we ever wondered that small habits on your part for small things in life can go a long way in making our live far more easier. Carelessness is inbuilt in us and sometimes this attitude taxes. Take for instance, our being staying carefree for the mosquitoes which fly around in our homes, unless and until we hear in the news about some deaths or alarming number of increasing malaria or dengue patients, we hardly care to buy any mosquito repellent or Goodnight Activ+ System. The purpose of writing this blog is to raise your awareness about the seriousness of the issue. Do you know that dengue cases in India in 2016 were 1,29,166 which rose to 1,57,220 in 2017 (http://nvbdcp.gov.in/den-cd.html). If mosquitoes can keep up their reputation then can be not beat them by lowering their number, especially when our own number is increasing by significant multiplication every year. The name of the infliction by mosquito force keeps on changing, we just need to be more aware of it so that we can prevent it beforehand. One such infection is Japanese Encephalitis virus.

Early Symptoms of Japanese Encephalitis virus

The mosquito is sure a dangerous insect. One bite from the infected mosquito can land you in a hospital. Apart from causing Dengue, Malaria, Chikungunya and Zika Virus, the infected mosquito can also cause Japanese Encephalitis virus.

What is a Japanese Encephalitis virus?

Japanese Encephalitis (JE) is a flavivirus, spread by Culex mosquitoes and related to dengue and yellow fever. It is closely related to West Nile and St. Louis encephalitis viruses. The Japanese Encephalitis virus is on the rise mainly in the Asian countries. The JE virus primarily affects children.

JE is spread by the Culex mosquitoes, specifically those of the Culex tritaeniorhynchus. Pigs and wild birds serve as a reservoir for the virus. The disease mostly occurs in rural agricultural areas, often associated with rice production and flooding irrigation. In some regions of Asia, the condition can occur near urban centers.

The infection usually occurs in Southeast Asia and the Western Pacific region. Japanese Encephalitis virus transmission intensifies during the rainy season, during which the vector populations increase.

Symptoms of Japanese Encephalitis Virus

To diagnose any disease, it is essential to know the symptoms. The symptoms of Japanese Encephalitis virus include-

  1. Less than 1 percent of patients infected with Japanese encephalitis (JE) virus develop clinical illness.
  2. Initial symptoms of JE virus often include fever, headache, and vomiting.
  3. Mental status changes, neurologic symptoms, weakness, and movement disorders might develop over the next few days.
  4. Seizures are common, especially among children.
  5. The JE virus is also characterized by neck stiffness, disorientation, spastic paralysis and ultimately death.

The Japanese encephalitis symptoms usually take 5-15 days to develop in any patient. Symptoms that occur later include swelling around the brain and coma. Japanese Encephalitis is a serious disease that may cause death. About 1 in every four patients die every year because of JE virus.

There is no cure for the disease. The treatment for JE is focused on relieving severe clinical signs and supporting the patient to overcome the infection. Safe and effective vaccines are available to prevent JE.

Prevention of the JE virus

Besides the vaccines, JE virus can be prevented by executing the following measures-

  1. Use insect repellent– When you go outdoors, use the Goodknight Fabric Roll-On or the Goodknight Patches (for infants) that can protect the body from mosquito for up to 8 hours. Even a short time outdoors can be long enough to get a mosquito bite.
  2. Wear proper clothing to reduce mosquito bites– Wear long-sleeve shirts, long pants and socks whenever outdoors. Mosquitoes may sometimes bite through thin clothing, so treating clothes with mosquito repellent might be a good idea.
  3. Reduce exposure to mosquitoes during peak biting hours– The mosquitoes that transmit JE virus feed mainly outside during the cooler hours from dusk to dawn. Travellers to high risk areas should consider minimizing outdoor activities at these times if possible.

Now you know the symptoms and how to prevent the JE virus, be better prepared to fight it out. Stay safe.

Review : Man Manthan by Dr. Amit Prakash

The poems by Mr. Amit Prakash are very heartfelt and you can always relate with them somewhere or the other. They are not only lucid and rhythmic but also has a  deep sense of beauty and feelings. Just like a rainbow has many colors in it, the poems of Amit covers many facets of life, be it Softness, Sprituality, Search, Haiku, Eco or Patience.

Your lines in the poem ‘Aabhar’ for Parents is very touching and true…” Yu to yeh raah aasaan n thi, per chulu aashman..me ish hod me tha, lagne n paya paw me kanta per koi, kyonki me to aapki gaud me tha”. A Maa nurtures and nourishes us is so many ways, she takes all the pains so that we always feel comfortable. A very beautiful and heart touching expression by you…

Diwani  bas eek majno tha, yeh hamme n batlaiye

Uski eek lela thi, toh kya, Amit ke maan me bhi eek bela thi…

Amit is a fascinating read when it comes to romance, his lines in “Mehakte Jajsbaat” is for you to judge.. ‘Dundhta hu tujhe in lakero me, ke teri khawish beintihaan hai, hai baasa tera aks ish dil me, per jane tu kanha hai, jane tu kanha hai…”

His lines from ‘Haste Jakhm’ are like masterpiece to be cherished  forever , “ Muddete beeti khusiyoun ki chah me, ke hamne gam me bhi muskurrana sikh liya, mila n kandha bhi jab in aansuo ko, hamne khud ko hi mannana sikh liya..

 His poem on Women Power, ‘Nari Shakti’ has a very tender description of the women rights and power.

‘Mei nari hu mei sable hu, samroop hu mei per heen nahi’. Each poem is such that it competes with the other. One of my favourite is his lines from “Siskiya” ‘ Jhalak jaye n ish dil se koi gam, ke akshar yunhi has liya karta hu, tuth jata tha jin per aansunho ka bandh, un jasbaato ko kes liya karta hu.’ You need to read him in order to discover him.














As we know that Mobile is useful but at the same time can be harmful if not handled properly and when it comes to our little ones, we get over cautious. They have their own sets of arguments towards defending their stand on having their personal mobile whereas we have our own set of concern. Here is a skit on  ‘Mobile: A Necessary Evil’ to bring out the same.  I hope that you all will enjoy the Play.

Narrator1  : Dear friends, if a debate is conducted on whether we should have mobile or not then that would definitely be lengthy because we would not be giving up easily and at the same time our parents would not hesitate to try every trick in their book to persuade us or force us to stay away with it. Here is a skit in which some students pose as parents and some as their children to prove there point.

Child 1 : Mumma, you know that today there is annual function in the School and I want you and Papa to come on time and sit on the front row in the auditorium. My dance shall start sharp at 3.00 p.m. and I hope to see you in the front row. Your presence shall definitely cheer me up.

Mumma : Surely, my baccha. We shall be before time, you need not worry.

Papa : Beta, but where exactly is this auditorium located in your big School. What if we find it difficult to locate and you shall also be busy with your dance troop, who shall attend us then ?

Child 1 : I have a simple solution, let me carry the mobile and just give me a ring when you reach the entrance of the School.

Mumma : No way, how can you come up with the weird thought that I shall allow you the mobile. Mobile has many other features and our beta is not big enough to handle it.

Papa : Beta , I liked your point but you see but you see that your Mumma is also not wrong.

Narrator 1 : Child 1 thinks in her mind that every time Mumma comes up with something and Papa has to say the same old thing, ‘Beta you are right but your know that your Mumma is also not wrong’. I have to give a try to this in some other manner. Child 1 then makes a call to her best friend Child 2

Child 1 : Hello Child2, how are you my friend.

Child 2 : I am fine, how are you and what’s that urgent that you have to call me at 9:30 p.m. You know that by 9.45 my Mom strictly sends me to Bed.

Child 1 : The matter is not urgent but something more than that, it’s an emergency. I want to carry a mobile on our Annual Day Function but Mumma is not allowing. What to do ?

Child 2 : I have a idea, let us post this topic in our whatsapp group, though it’s a group of our friends but half of the number are that of our parents and I know that most of them  keep an eagle’s eye on what’s being posted. In fact, I have done it while we are talking. The post is, ‘Dear friends, should our Parent allow us to carry mobile on Annual Function Day in School’. You can go and see for yourself as to how things are shaping up.

Narrator 2: Now I shall tell you the content of the Whatsapp group. I am sure that you will be taken by surprise on how different an opinion can be on a single issue.

Child 3 : Wow Child2, you have posted a query which was going in my mind too. Parents should definitely allow us to have mobile. They say that you have grown up enough to shoulder new responsibilities and at the same time they do not want us to give the responsibility of carrying a mobile.

Child 4: I agree with Child3, if they will not give us new responsibility then how will we mature with time. We can take care of mobile, we are not kids anymore, they should know that we study in Class VII.

Child 5 : I am the Mumma of Child5, you kids are taking us wrong. You see that Mobile has internet and I know that first thing you will do is to download your favourite game and waste most of your time.

Child 6: I agree with Child 5. I had given once my Cellphone to my daughter and after 10 minutes, I saw her playing the game which was no good.

Child 7: Aunty, I agree that some child play game and some watch cartoons but most of us watch educational videos which is good academically.

Child 8: I think Child 7 is right. I gave mobile to my daughter last night to watch Byjus so that she can revise her Science topic and she did not break my trust.

Child 1 : I am the mother of Child1, my daughter asked me the Mobile for Annual Day and after going through the conversation, I think that I should give her idea a try.

Mummy : My dear Child1 , I have decided to allow you to carry mobile in School but you should use it only for attending my call or that of your Papa and for calling us, if needed.

Child 1 : Thank you Mumma.

Narrator2 : Child 1’s Papa gave his iphone 8S to her. On the Annual Function Day, she takes that mobile to her School.

Iphone8s : Papa has given me to her, he could have given her some silly Nokia phone. A smartphone like me does not suit her. Let’s see if she can handle me. At least dear Papa, should have activated the child lock.

Child 9 : Hi Child1, is that a mobile in your hand. Let me see once, wow it is amazing. I shall give it to you in 5 minutes. My mom was worrying for me, let me give her a call and say that if needed, she can call me in this number.

Dance teacher :Come on children, let’s take a rehearsal. Child 1, how will you show your wrist movements, with the mobile in your hand. Give it to Child 10 while you dance.


Child 10: What’s this ? Don’t tell me that this is iphone8s, launched last Sunday. Let me check it out. Where’s my favourite game ,’Blue Whale’? No problem, here goes the download. Now this is better, I shall play while she dance.

Virus : My dear Child 10, you have done a mistake by downloading this game. This game is especially made for  Child like you who shall help me break loose in the pretex of the game. Let me see what do I have for dinner in this, my favourite, iphone 8S.

iphone 8S : This virus had to come in me, why did he not find any other place on this Earth to create a nuisance.

Virus : Ha ha ha iphone 8S, are you scarred. I have not started yet.

iphone 8S : scarred of you, not at all. I can take care of evil mind like you, that’s what differentiates me with other phones.

Virus: Differentiate you, in which world do you stay ? The Company which has installed antivirus in you is the one that have created me. The only difference is that first they sell the anti-virus and later on they launch the virus so that people pay money to get there anti-virus updated. You are such a child, ha ha ha..

Child 10: The phone is ringing Child 1, I think the call is for you.

Child 1: Hello, hi Child1. I am the mumma of Child 9. Can you tell her to come at entrance gate to pick me up and is there some problem in you cell, the call gets diverted to different numbers. It’s the fourth call in which I am able to talk to you.

Narrator 3: As you all know, the unthinkable has happen. The situation in which Child 1 has been put in is not comfortable at all. The parents shall now definitely justify there not giving mobile phone to their children. Let’s see how thing turn up now. The phone rings again and Child 1 picks it up.

Papa:  Hello Beta, I got a call from bank that I have made a purchase of 50,000/- from my credit card and I did not do that. The card details are stored in the phone which you have and I have not given the same to anyone. Did you give the phone to someone ? We are about to reach your school. Please meet us at the entrance gate after 10 minutes.

Dance Teacher: What’s the matter Child 1, you look tensed.

Child 1: Ma’am, the mother of child 9 says that calls in your phone are being diverted and Papa called up and said that someone has used his credit card details to withdrawn 50,000/- from bank and the details are present only in this cell phone. I did not give the cell phone to anyone except to Child 9 who called her Mom in front of me and  Child 10 while I was rehearsing.

Dance Teacher : Child 10, tell me the truth, what did you do with the phone ? If you do not tell me the truth then I shall surely take you to the Principal Ma’am. You know that no one can lie in front of her.

Child 10 : Ma’am , I just kept it while she was dancing. Just check out few features and that’s it.

Narrator  3 : The teacher though it to be wise to take the matter to the Principal and she took Child 1, Child 9 and Child 10 to the Principal and narrated the whole story.

Principal : You see Child 10, you tell me frankly what’s the matter. I have always treated every child of this School as my own family member. I am so attached with everyone here that I understand each one of you. I know that you are a little over enthusiast and that’s the reason why I recommended you for the quiz games and robotic classes. There’s definitely something more you have done with the phone other than mere checking of features. If you tell me now, I shall not scold you rather I shall help you but if you do not let me help you than things will definitely go wrong for you. I shall have no option left, other than calling your parents.

Child 10 : I just downloaded , ‘The Blue Whale’ game in it. I could barely play it. I did not have the blue pen so I used the black pen to draw the Blue or shall I call it The Black Whale on my hand as a part of the game.

Principal : You are calling the game as ‘The Blue Whale’ or rather  ‘The Black Whale’. Do you think this is funny. Your playing this game is more serious than any other thing on this Earth. The creator of the game, ‘The Blue Whale’ is a malicious mind. The game itself is the biggest virus and the downloading brings other virus along. This game secretly extorts  all the personal information from you and use it to blackmail you, injure you and even to kill you. One should always stay away with it and if one come across such game then the first thing to be done is to tell your parents about it and stop playing it.

Narrator  4 : We can see that the Principal Ma’am quickly found everything out. So, as it goes in our homes that no one can hide anything from Mumma, the same goes in School as , ‘No one can hide anything from the Principal Ma’am’. The principal Ma’am explained the whole situation to the parents of Child 1 and recommended them to call a mobile expert to clean the virus. The parents of Child 1 did exactly the same.

Computer Expert : Hi, I am the computer expert and someone told me to come in the Principal’s Room for some cleaning some virus.

Papa : Yes, I gave you the ring, a virus has come in my phone. Please delete that and also delete the  ‘Blue Whale Game’ from it.

Computer Expert : I have updated your phone with latest anti-virus and now your phone is clean.

Parent of Child 9 : You see, this is the reason as to why students should not be given the mobile phone.

Child 11 : I am friend of Child 1 and I know that she would never misuse her phone. It’s not that things went wrong because the parent has given the mobile phone to student. But, it went wrong because children are not told about the precautions to be taken. It’s the same phone on which you called your child9 and asked her to meet you at the entrance game. Moreover, in the whatsapp group of the students, we update ourselves with the classnotes and homework.

Dance Teacher : We can say that mobile is necessary in many situations and at the same time if not handled properly, it can be an evil. So, we should use the phone cautiously and always under the guidance of our parents.


Thanking You All…


If Lord Krishna would have to tease Radha in the present world of Gadgets and online social media availability, he definitely, would have used them in his day to day life.

The story revolves around, basically, the three characters : (i) Radhika (ii) Subhadra and (iii) Krishan. Subhadra and Krishna being brother and sisters and Radhika being best friend of Subhadra. This was the time when these three were having school summer holidays and being neighbours had the opportunity to meet time and again in the tution class or dance class or in the park. The Scene is of Tution Class where all three studied together for the subject Maths. They all had latest mobiles, I-Phone laced with updated apps. The prominent which kept them busy was (i)Facebook, (ii) Twitter and (iii) Whatsapp.

The favourite  app of Radhika was Whatsapp. She was  member in atleast 10 groups and the biggest group of them was that of her school friends. Krishna believed more in Twitter as he liked that people follow him rather than he giving follow back to anyone, except to special few, like Radhika. Subhadra was comfortable with Facebook as she liked the gossips and comments on any issue, moreover from there she could also keep an eye on the activities and moves of his boy friend, Arjun. All three went for the tution class.

Radhika, Subhadra and Krishna : Good morning teacher , ‘Drona’.

Drona : Good morning students. How are you all ? As I promised you, I have prepared a mock maths question paper for you all to solve. I have typed and scanned in pdf and will forward you from my mobile.

Drona then quickly googles few teaching sites and then download’s one mock question paper from the facebook page of the teaching site ,’BYJUS’ and forwards to the student.

Krishna: Chuckles..

Radhika looks at Krishna with awe. While the teacher is busy sending with his laptop, she does whatsapp to Krishna ‘What is it?   Krishna whatsapp again that this is the mock question paper from BYJUS which he solved last night.

The teacher says  that he is going for some important work and would like to see the paper solved on coming back, i.e., within half an hour.

Krishna solves it in 10 minutes and send’s the pic of solved paper to  Subhadra. The following conversation takes place on Whatsapp between them.

Subhadra: Thanks Bro. Please also share the solved paper with Radhika.

Krishna: Let her ask and then I shall definitely send.

Radhika: I do not require, any help. I shall do it myself.

Subhadra : What’s the matter Radhika ?

Radhika: I am angry with Krishna. Yesterday, when I was taking a pot of Butter to my Dad’s shop in the market, he confronted me and offered to sell it at a price more than the market price but till now he has neither returned my Pot nor has given any money for it. I doubt he has eaten it himself along with his idle friends.

Subhadra: How can you say that he might have eaten it.

Radkhika : I saw his tweet, ‘ utterly butterly delicious’ and his picture in which he was posing along with the AMUL girl.

Subhadra then checks the tweet and replies back, ‘Have you eaten the whole pot’

Krishna tweets back : Na Sis, just tasted a bit.

Radhika sees the tweet

Radhika tells to Subhadra in a loud voice: Krishna is a liar, I myself have seen pictures posted on facebook by his friend Sudama in which he is seen eating butter along with him and his friends from the pot of mine.

On listening to the loud voice, the old mother of the Drona comes out of her room.

Mother: Childrens do not talk, I shall tell to Drona, better do your homework.

Radhika then forwards the facebooks pics of Krishna, Sudama and friends to Subhadra.

Subhadra writes on the facebook picture post: What brother, have you eaten the whole of butter.

Krishna wrote back: No, I just tasted it. Got to be sure that the butter is not spoilt.

Subhadra: Why is Sudama having it ?

Krishna: As customers were not forthcoming, Sudama had to eat a bit himself to make passerby realize that the butter is good and they can buy it.

Subhadra: Why are your friends having it ?

Krishna: The other guys are not my friends, they are prospective customers, just tasting it before making a mind to buy.

Subhadra: Then how much did you sell it ultimately for?

Krishna : I couldn’t , the butter was so less that it got over by just offering a bit of it to the prospective customers.

Radhika whatsapp to  Krishna: You have neither given me money nor any butter.

Krishna : Your butter was not good enough, so there was no buyer.

They all left the tution class after submitting there papers to Drona. Though Krishna had solved the paper in 10 minutes, but the student who got the highest marks was Radhika.

Subhadra(on Messenger): Hi Arjun, can you come in the park by 6 pm. I need to tell you something.

Arjun (in the park): Hey my Shubuu, what’s up !

Subhadra : Krishna has gone very naughty and teases Radhika now and then, do something to slow him down.

Arjun : No problem, this would be the first thing in the morning that I shall do.

Next day, early morning Krishna goes to the field for grazing his cows and  Arjun too  reaches there to meet him. On seeing Arjun,

Krishna : Hey Parth, how come you here.

Arjun : My lord, Subhadra is little worried with the way you play around Radhika. She has asked him to help her out. I somehow controlled my laughter and have assured her that things would be fine by tomorrow.

Krishna : Hahaha, you know Parth, in this world, everything is so materialistic, even the actions and words committed by human being have  motives behind, if you sit back and recall, it is difficult to find memories worth cherishing, therefore by such incidents I create memories that can stay close to my heart forever. As far as the  loss of butter-pot by Radhika, do not worry, I shall makeup for that. My Flute is updated with state-of-the-art technology and I can set frequencies waves so at to reach out only to the desired listeners. I have set the frequency as to reach the cow-shed of Radhika’s house.

Krishna then played his flute with such melody so as to be audible only to the cows in Radhika’s Cowshed. Radhika’s mother was milking at that moment. As soon as the cow’s heard the melodious flute, a spell was cast on them and they kept on giving milk, more than usual. Radhika’s mother was astonished and happy at the same time. She already has filled 10 buckets of milk as compared to the daily average of 5.

Krishna took Arjun along to Radhika’s house

Krishna : Hello, is anyone home ?

Radhika’s Mom : Who is it ? Oh Krishna and Arjun, how come you are here ?

Krishna: Hello Aunty, I have come here to compensate Radhika for the loss of butter pot.

Radhika’s Mom : Oh forget it, do not worry. Today is an auspicious day, my cows have given me milk, twice of what I get daily. This will not only makeup the loss but also give me some surplus butter to sell. You have come at the right time, have some butter and food.

Radhika : Oh Krishna, you are here along with Arjun, it’s very good. I was saying Mom about the pot full of butter which you took from me. She was very upset early morning, now face the music youself. Mom have you enquired about the pot with Krishna.

Radhika’s Mom : Oh sweetheart, forgive the poor soul. He had no bad intention, he looks so innocent.

Krishna laughs hearing this and Arjun laughs along while Radhika turned red in anger but was not in a position to say something or do something.

Moral of the story is that do not take life too seriously, it’s only one chance that which we have got, take it easy, enjoy it but at the same time act responsibly so as to not to  harm anyone with your acts and deeds and should always be ready to make good the loss.


Balaji mahra, Balaji mahra….

Balaji mahra bega aawo na, Balaji mahna darsh dikhlawo na

Mei toh thana hi udeek rahiyo, thari hi bat  hu me jot rahiyo,

Mahro kaaj bhari hai isso, so mand ro bhar hai jisso,

They hi aash ho mahri, dil ki darkhwast ho sari,

Kaam kathin hai bhari, samashya sir per aa ri
Balaji mahra, Balaji mahra….

Balaji mahra bega aawo na, Balaji mahna darsh dikhlawo na

Din dhukiya ka laaj they rakho, mahri bhi mann ri bath they rakho

Kiyo jo mei ne loga su vyado, baa sakla ro they rakhjo kyado,

Kast mharo aab mit hi jawa, ghoto tharo aab jorko aawa

Dusta ka sir chakrawa, budhi banki sahi ho gawa.


Balaji mahra, Balaji mahra….

Balaji mahra bega aawo na, Balaji mahna  darsh dikhlawo na

Mei kyu aashay mahsus karu, kyu mei kuna mei beth maru,

Mei hu na koi isso bisso, mei toh hu eek bhakt ro kisso,

Balaji bhawa thari  bhakti  mahna, karo aab jo jacha hai thana

Mhari aab  laaj hai thari, karo saab, vinti  mahri

Balaji mahra, Balaji mahra….

Balaji mahra bega aawo na, Balaji mahna darsh dikhlawo na

Sahas mei hu tha su pawu, thara gunna su mei raj raj jawu

Kadam aab jor ko badau, piccha hatna ko naam n sunawu,

dekhu aab shakti thari, Kunsi vipati padsi bhari

naam tharo me le ker jawu, Darsh tharo aaj hi pawu


Balaji mahra, Balaji mahra….

Balaji mahra bega aawo na, Balaji mahra darsh dikhlawo na

Balaji mahra bega aawo na, Balaji mahra darsh dikhlawo na


There were these two sisters. One was Maya and the other was Chaya. Maya was very frank and attention seeker while Chaya was rational and shy. Inspite of many dissimilarities they were the best of budies for each other and the level of comfort which they found in company of each other was no where else to be found. They made it a point to sit and talk, share, discuss, laugh and cry out the important events of the day, may it be scolding from Dad, appreciation at school, support by Mom or any other. They being twins, had the opportunity to spend the most part of there day together, right from  going to same school, studying in the same section and sharing the same room at Night. When one comes to know that these two go along very well, one is under the impression that they do not have quarrels or misgivings but it is not true, they have hours of discontent too but at the end of the day, there love for each other triumphs over the disagreements. In any relationship, you will always find that one or the other is more understanding, without a bend of compromise here or there, no relationship can sustain, such was there relationship and Chaya was more understanding than Maya.

Maya’s way of doing things were different from that of Chaya’s. Though Maya sarcastically used to tease Chaya that she belongs to the old school and should have taken birth in the generation of her Mom and not with here, Chaya would laughs it out saying that its good that you are getting the company of your sister and supposedly(deemed) mom at the same time.

This is a incidence of Class III when the teacher took Maya in a dance program which was supposed to be performed on the School Annual Day but dropped her later stating that she felt that taking so many dancers on one stage will make the stage crowdie and would not give the impact that was required on the audience. Maya was very angry at this, in the evening then she was in her bunker bed for sleep, she told to Chaya that her teacher was a biased one and favoured the daughter of Mrs Briganza, our math’s teacher and now when I am out, Lulia Briganza would be dancing on the forefront of dance floor, taking all the limelight. Chaya replied that why was she reading between the lines, when your teacher said that too  many on the floor shall disturb the magical impression which she is trying to create , then so be it, by not dancing you are helping your teacher more than what you would have done by dancing. It was many months later when the same teacher insisted solo performance on a number and choose Maya for the dance, did  she realize that how true Chaya was. Life is not always that complicated, it’s that we make it complicated. These words of wisdom were nowhere else to be found.  Chaya too would find her day a waste if her sister did not share the incidents of the day or listened to her in the evening.

As they grew up, Maya being more prettier than Chaya used to get a lot more compliments. When in College, Maya took to cosmetics and all new stuff to make her skin look more young, innocent, fair and glowy. Chaya told her that what’s all this, you already get compliments then why make your face an experimental guinea pig where you have to try the cream of every single popular brand.

Maya :  Why don’t you  admit Chaya that you are jealous of me and does not want me to look more fair than what I already am. Moreover, I do not understand why you too get compliments many a times inspite you being not so good looking as I am.

Chaya (laughing) : You know me, there’s nothing like any of it in me and especially for you sister, I would always be more happy rather than being jealous and as far as beauty is concerned, I personally belief that beauty come not only from looks but also from your thoughts, your mannerism and the level of understanding you show on any matter.

Maya : You know that guy, Suresh, who is in with you in your lab practicals, stares at me and when such handsome guy gives me attention, I need to look the best.

Chaya : You might be feeling so but you don’t know him at all. He can stare you, get attracted towards you but he will not befriend you until and unless he knows you. Do you want to meet him, he will be coming for the science tution near our home. I shall call him home first then we would go together for the class, in the meantime I will introduce him to you so that you could know him.

Maya:  That would be great..wow.

Chaya knew that her sister was heading towards one more lesson in life and the sooner she gets it the better it is. Maya and Suresh were soon chatting, texting and sometimes partying with friends. In a late night party with friends :

Suresh  : Maya you need to make your way back home and should not drink more and moreover your concerned Mom would be calling you at any minute. Few of my friends stay in your area, so you could drop them too.

Maya : Oh Suresh,  don’t be a spoil sport, party is for having fun, enjoy  bring me some more and as far as my Mom is concerned she worries needlessly, will scold a little to me and that’s it, just forget. As far as your friends are concerned, why are they living, actual party has just begin.  If they leave now, they have manage of there own, I have just started to enjoy. Common lets rock…yeh…yeh…

Suresh didn’t like it but being a good friend avoided any unpleasant exchange of words. Chaya than came rushing to Maya and told her that did you see the watch, it’s already past 11pm and it would take another 1 hour to reach home, we can’t keep Mom waiting for so long and since few of the friends of Suresh stay in our area, we shall drop them too.

Maya : Are you serious, do you really want to go.

Chaya: Yes, I am serious and its time for you to get serious. Let’s go and please do not insist on driving, I know that at present I am the best fit to drive.

Suresh was glad that Chaya was understanding enough.

After a week, Suresh proposed Chaya to which she accepted, expressing her overwhelming happiness. Maya was so very disturbed by this turn of events, she was determined to have her last words in her life with Chaya in that evening. Maya loved Suresh and thought Suresh might be having the same feeling for her. Maya was charged and as red as hot iron, ready for deadly strike on Chaya.

Chaya (on seeing Maya):  Maya, my dear sister, you won’t believe what happened today.

Maya : Yeah, I am astonished, I still cannot believe and am in a state of shock.

Chaya: Shock ?. What for ?

Maya : I heard that Suresh proposed you and I am in state of shock to know that you accepted it ?

Chaya : Sister, what’s wrong in his proposal or in my acceptance ?

Maya: Suresh was mine, in fact, he is mine. You knew that I loved him then how dare you not turn down his proposal.

Chaya: I knew that you liked him but did you ever tell me that you loved him, moreover does he have the same feelings towards you.

Maya: Suresh never told me that he liked me or loved me so how could I say this to you and I did not tell you that I loved Suresh because it was so obvious, the way I talked about him and the way he greeted me.

Chaya: Oh common, he greets everyone the same way and I told you the very first day that he was different, he would never become your friend without knowing you and after knowing anyone, he would not go out and propose until and unless he gets what he wants in a girl. You being my sister, even if I would have turned his proposal down for you what would be the guarantee that he would have proposed you next. Though, he has proposed me but you can still go and find out for yourself what he thinks of you.

The next day on seeking Suresh in the College campus, Maya approached him.

Maya :Hi Suresh

Suresh : Hi

Maya: Tell me something honestly, do you like me ?

Suresh: Why are you asking ?

Maya : Just tell me.

Suresh: Offcourse I like you !

Maya : Then why did you go out and propose Chaya. What’s in Chaya that’s not in me ?

Suresh: Maya  do not take me otherwise but I like so many other girls too but that does not mean that I have feeling towards them so to call it ‘love’. Love is different from Like and you propose only to the girl who you love. You are also a very sweet person but I have a liking for Chaya. When you love someone, you don’t need a reason, the feeling comes from within.

Maya realized that she was being irrational. She realized that it’s not the outer beauty that can win hearts but it’s the inner beauty, character, grit, substance, integrity and strength that can get you laurels or make a place in someone’s heart.  So, the moral of the story is that if you want something positive to happen to you then the journey starts within.

IBMC#2 Freeze A Foto Challenge





My  sister-in –law, Riddhi, was getting married, her marriage was fixed and everyone including me and my wife were very happy, as after ten years of my wedding another wedding was going to happen in the family . A feeling of happiness and enthusiasm ran among all of us. These are unique days, you feel the joy of seeing your dear one making a new bright beginning in life and it feels very satisfying to be a part of the event.

This was the day of the Sangeet, just before the ‘D’ day everyone danced there heart out. On request of my Sali Sahiba, I kept  curly locks as I didn’t have to work hard for it just skipped going for hair cuts :). Everyone was fond of that look , I must be sounding self obsessed but actually I was very excited.  Riddhi is just like a child to me. She was just 14 when I got married and seeing her happy was giving me a soothing satisfaction , which you can even feel now .

Well , The day of Sangeet was the day for me to flaunt my hair and my new look . Let me tell you that I am among the worst dancer ever around. My dance is the typical dance as shown by the friends in front of Bridegroom when he is sitting on the horse outside the Bride’s house.Every step was enough to evoke your burst of laughter at which you yourself would be surprised because you would be witnessing a man swimming who does not know how to swim, a person driving a car who does not know where the breaks are but the occasion was such that I could not stop myself from dancing.

Here comes the best part which I can never forget, God knows what came over me, I danced like a crazy in a nomadic manner, one of its kind. Riddhi enjoyed a lot, she joined me later, followed by the group of her lovely friends, Her Beautiful friends were encircling me and were hooting like anything  , Each one of them were enjoying the dance and I was the radius of the Circle on the hit number of that time ” Munni badnam hui”…darling there liye….They all portrayed as Munni and I was the darling :):) , Or In other words I was the Jhandu Balm on the ninth cloud and they were all having fun .. Whatever .. Those moments were full of craziness and Full of joy as till today whenever that song hits my or anyone’s ears in the family the neck always turns towards me .



कान्हू जूजू को लगता है प्यार

मेरी आँखों का वो तारा

देख मुझे सब छोड़ देता

बस चढ़ गोदी ख़ूब खेलता

हम दोनों की जोड़ी न्यारी

लगती सबको भी है प्यारी

कान्हू को जूजू की गोदी

गोद में मेरे जब चढ़ जाए

बाय बाय कर यूँ इठलाए

घूमने अब में जाऊँगा

कहता माँ से जूते पहनाये

फिर चली अपनी सवारी

बर्र बर्र चलने की तैय्यारी.. पवन

I want to introduce you all to Kanhu. Kanhu is my lil buddy actually He is “Parjanya ” we call him Kanhu with love , and as the name depicts he is just like Bal Gopal Lil Krishna. He has won our hearts like the almighty with his cuteness and innocent talks which astonishes one and all. He has completed his two years today, though there are many words which he cannot pronounce properly but he speaks enough to bring your interest in him. The words from his mouth sounds as sweet as the bells of a temple.

About a year ago, when asked about  me, as to who I am ?. He replied, ‘Ju Ju’. We could not understand at first. Then on asking him again, he said ‘Ju ju…brrrr….’. As I have an Activa and he enjoys a ride with me when he is around and must have heard his mom saying Jiju, so he gave me a new name JUJU .. I too became child with him and soon we were the best buddies . He responds back when I call him buddy , When I am around, he always prefer to come to me. I took it as a matter of pride and  could make other jealous by asking him to come to my lap from there’s to which he always responded positively. Today he is in mumbai and I am missing him a lot on his Birthday. I am actually writing this for him to read but  he is too small today for this. Time will fly soon like a bird and when he grows up he will be happy to read these words and wishes. I must say Kanhu and I are a team. On every given opportunity, I would take him out to mall, take car and pony rides, roam around in my Scooty with some person, may be masi, mama, mother  or be it any other person to hold him tight. When we were apart, he misses me and I miss him. Even today, when on a Video chat, on seeing me, he gets excited and shouts Ju ju..’, and makes everyone around jealous.

I just wish my Lil Buddy, my SON comes soon and we play again and have loads of fun together and I pray to the Lord he always stay blessed and Happy with the love and care of his elders and keep bringing smiles with his innocent ways  on our faces. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR  KANHU